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Review: Twilight, Eclipse Soundtrack

Posted by on August 19th 2010 1

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by Fiona Hanly

Rating: B (Twilight: Eclipse, as a movie: F–)

I don’t know where to begin on why I hate Twilight so, so much. There’s just too much to hate. But then again, this is not a literary blog, or a vampire blog, or a Teen Korner blog, this is a blog about music. And the Twilight: Eclipse Official Soundtrack makes me forgive Twilight a tiny, almost insignificant bit for making the world so much worse. Read More »

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Review: Gayngs, Relayted

Posted by on August 12th 2010 0

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A (or 2/2 Unnecessary Silent Vowels)

by Fiona Hanly
Before we begin, I have two tasks–first of all, please proceed to
Gayngs’ Wikipedia page. Read the first few paragraphs. Now, I dare you not to immediately like this band, based just on those few bits of information. There are so many things to like! 23 musicians (including Justin Vernon (SWOON) and a rapper (classic combination of things?)), check; the entire band dressed as “prom” for their first show, check; the Onion liked it and we’re suddenly taking the Onion seriously (?), check; they not only did a cover song but a cover video (something Take Cover could look into!), check. Check! Read More »

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Review: Mates of State, Crushes

Posted by on August 11th 2010 0

Crushes (The Covers Mixtape)
B (or One Solid-Gold Pink Elephant and One Grey Failed Attempt at Angst)
A quick background on Mates of State, for those WGTB readers who have been living in a hole beneath the scope of all popular music for the last ten years and have chosen this very moment to surface: Mates of State have, since 1997, otherwise been known as Kori Gardner and Jason Hammel. They have also otherwise been known as husband and wife for that same amount of time. Does that not make you want to throw up? Oh, they’ve just been making music together for over thirteen years, and they’re actually quite good at it, and they’re still together. Barf. (Just look at the album cover!)

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Review: Soundtrack, 180 South: Conquerers of the Useless

Posted by on August 10th 2010 0

by Fiona Hanly

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180° South: Conquerers of the Uselessjust another regular movie about another bunch of regular guys, right? Not really. And it’s not a soundtrack put together by a regular bunch of guys, either, but we’ll get to that. To sum up, the plot of the movie consists of “adventurer*” Jeff Johnson deciding to venture off toPatagonia and retrace the steps of Yvon Chouinard and Doug Tompkins, two regular guys who went to Patagonia in 1968, who had their lives “changed,” and decided to put this “last wild place on earth” under protection. You’ll have to take my word on this one, because I, too, have only seen the trailer, but I have the feeling Johnson’s story will probably include beautiful nature shots, overcoming massive setbacks and finding his destiny along the 10,000 mile journey. Read More »

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Review: William Fitzsimmons, Derivatives

Posted by on August 10th 2010 0

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C+

Derivatives, albeit William Fitzsimmons’ fourth full-length release, really doesn’t deepen or develop Fitzsimmons’ work thus far as an indie-folk-Grey’s-Anatomy-tear-jerker-scene-staple-soundrack-twee musician. What Derivatives does do is offer up remixes and retooled versions of songs that had already been released on The Sparrow and The Crow in 2009. But several of these “new-and-improved” songs have the “before” shot present on the ten-track album as well, making Derivatives even less fresh—simply because half of the songs had already been previously released exactly as they appear on this album. Oh, and there’s a Katy Perry cover. That’s about it.

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Synesthesia: Eat, Pray, Love

Posted by on August 9th 2010 0

by Fiona Hanly

I don’t know how anyone could have missed Elizabeth Gilbert‘s memoir Eat Pray Love when it came out in 2006––literally every single person (female) I knew on Earth had read it by the end of summer 2007, myself included, and half of those people again had made vows to attempt a similar experiment–to throwing the shackles off! A quick summary of the memoir’s plot: “[Eat, Pray, Love] chronicles [Gilbert's] trip around the world after her divorce and what she discovered during her travels.” Let me jump in and give away the ending: she discovers herself, and how to be happy. Classic plot twist! It took the movie industry exactly three seconds to capitalize on the book’s unprecedented success and make a movie adaptation. Read More »

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Synesthesia: Charlie St. Cloud Trailer (New Column!)

Posted by on August 2nd 2010 0

Welcome to the first installment of SYNESTHESIA, in which DJ Fiona Hanly does a close-read of upcoming movie trailers, evaluating them based on (what else?) but the soundtrack. Better make those two minutes count, people who make movie trailers!

by Fiona Hanly

Here’s a look at the music used in the Charlie St. Cloud trailer, which is otherwise rubbish as it is compiled of scenes cut from a rubbish film.There are so many reasons that this will be the worst movie of all time, and this is only a two-and-a-half minute preview of them. Boo, Charlie St. Cloud! Read More »

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Review: Pearly Gate Music, Pearly Gate Music

Posted by on June 10th 2010 0

by Fiona Hanly

Rating: B-

Zach Tillman’s self-titled debut into the folk scene did not strike a chord with me—but the name, the name did. Zach Tillman is Joshua Tillman’s brother. Most recognizably a member of the folk darlings Fleet Foxes, Joshua has also been a member of several other groups and has released prolifically as a solo artist. Big brother Joshua, little brother Zach, meet WGTB. To be completely honest, it is unclear which brother is the older and which is the younger—however, several clues, including each brother’s respective time spent being a presence in the indie folk scene, and especially the raw, even unpolished sound of this album itself, indicate Pearly Gate Music is very much Zach’s little-brother-debut. Read More »

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